Writing a preview when there exists a Mitchell Johnson-sized variable factor is a pointless exercise, anyway.
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|"It's the Bell-signal. I've gotta go, they need me."|
|James Anderson also fought in Vietnam. He looked different then.|
|That look hasn't left his face since The Oval. Pray for him.|
|Stuart Meaker hopes to play a part in the Ashes.|
|Shane Watson, in his other role as Jaime Lannister.|
|Kamran Akmal, immortalized in his trademark pose by Madame Tussaud in 1780.|
|Angelo Mathews, seen attempting a "hadouken".|