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England vs India: Halfway series review

It would be the understatement of understatements to say that the series has been full of action so far, but that doesn't stop anyone from saying it either way.

Such competitive pitches... it could have been so much more than the one-sided whipping it has turned out to be. The first session at Lord's is proof of that. And then, like Dhoni said, everything that could go wrong, did.

The tour began without Sehwag; Zaheer, Gambhir, Sachin, Yuvraj and Harbhajan filled up the sick room pretty quickly, igniting my suspicion that the physio gives them a complimentary paratha or something after each visit.

I reserve high praise for Praveen Kumar and Ishant Sharma, both of whom have bowled way too many overs than advisable. Ishant has put in 105.2 overs, still fewer than PK, who at 118.3, has bowled around twice as many overs as Harbhajan Singh. More praise, of course, for Dravid, who has scored more than twice as many runs as any other Indian batsman on this tour.

Sachin and Laxman have looked at ease without pushing on; Mukund has, as predicted, been a walking wicket - his initial struggle in the West Indies was a flashing neon sign indicating the same. Yuvraj and Raina have contributed ultimately inconsequential half-centuries. And to round up, Dhoni is having a horror series - he has done absolutely nothing right, in any department of the game. If Sachin and Warne get the fairytale scripts, Dhoni's got this tour's story from Wes Craven (Wiki it).

England, meanwhile, haven't been perfect (but very close to it). Cook and Strauss haven't got going, and Swann has been carted around in his half-fit state. They've been on the back foot one or two times, but they haven't allowed themselves to be backed into a corner - they've counter-attacked with aplomb. Mr. Anderson, Broad Jr. and Bresnan have all got a five-for to their name.

India's second practice game didn't really help them in any way. Gambhir, Sehwag, Raina and Dhoni didn't get the runs, Mukund (who isn't expected to play the third Test) hit a quick hundred. Zaheer Khan, for yet unknown reasons, bowled only three overs. Mishra, the second spinner in the squad, was expensive again, just like in the first practice game. So, don't expect any comebacks, Sehwag or no Sehwag. The two batsmen who can win a Test are the fit and in-form ones - Dravid, Sachin and Laxman. And Ojha must play.

Preferred XI: Sehwag, Gambhir, Dravid, Sachin, Laxman, Kohli, Dhoni, PK, Ishant, Ojha, Sreesanth.
Probable XI: Same, but with Raina and Mishra.

Possibility of India remaining #1 after the next two Tests: see image.


So much news. This is some of it.

Plenty happening in the cricverse (cerse for short, pronounced the same as curse). Contrary to what some may think, the season has not ended with Chennai being crowned champions of everything.

Time is scant, however. Here's a possibly inaccurate graph to emphasize the scantiness of time relative to the news being coughed up by cricket.


Right. Now here's some of that news, in point-form to make it look more professional, to go with the graph.

  • Chennai Super Kings have won the IPL for the second year in a row. No surprises there. Around a 100% of the people I asked correctly predicted that Ashwin would get Gayle early for a duck.
  • Some changes were made to India's squad for the West Indian tour. With Gambhir and Yuvraj being ruled out and Sachin not playing the Tests, doors have suddenly opened for Abhinav Mukund, Shikhar Dhawan and - the biggest one - Virat Kohli in the Test squad. Raina gets another shot at ODI captaincy, which is unfortunate for Kohli but ultimately fair. Also, Gayle hasn't been picked to play us in the LOI's, which is one less reason to actually watch and one more reason to check the results online afterwards.
  • England surprised themselves, Sri Lanka, and the 4 people who follow cricket in Brazil by winning at Cardiff, with Tremlett and Swann nipping out the Lankans for 82. Prior to the fourth innings, the match had not just been heading for a draw - it had long since reached it, taken a nap and was heading back to the draw. I can only assume that the strong Lankan top order had already switched off in anticipation of having some of their finest island curries for dinner (I don't really know their food).
  • Shahid Afridi has retired, in protest against something the PCB did at some point when he didn't want those things to happen. I've set a timer for 71839 minutes from now for his unretirement - if the event doesn't take place I think something might explode. Seems like a safe bet.
  • Here's a couple of pieces I liked: Aakash Chopra's analysis of Chawla, Mishra and Pirate Sharma (get it?). And Warne has some wise words for us legspinners.
I guess that's it for now. 

World Cup Preview #2: England

England may have won the Ashes soundly, but their one-day form has been less than stellar. That expression is pretty stupid in this case - in fact, their form has been the opposite of stellar. I don't know what exactly that is, but it's bad. They're missing two hugely influential players though - Broad and Swann - and having them back in both the batting and bowling ranks will be a huge boost. Anyway, here's the preview in the format I'm using.


Andrew Strauss


Andrew Strauss will do quite well in the World Cup. He will play a total of 147 cuts, but will never cross 35.




Matt Prior



Matt Prior's form indicates that he will succeed in his reinstatement at the top of the order, but, looking for quick starts, he will actually struggle to convert them if he does make them.


Jonathan Trott



Jonathan Trott will continue to perform at #3, and his batting will provide viewers with some relief. Literal relief, that is - you can always take a pee break when Trott's at the crease.



Kevin Pietersen


Kevin Pieterson will fail against the weaker teams, and there will be (wrong) calls to drop him for Yardy or Wright. He will respond with a hundred (and a couple of wickets) against the West Indies to shut them up. Okay, I could swear I wrote the same stuff for Yuvraj. Weird.

Ian Bell


Ian Bell is in the form of his life, and he looks set to make it count on the biggest stage. Or is he? He is. Is he? Switching the order of words in a sentence is a fun way to complicate things, just like Bell's been doing with the selectors for ages. They just don't know where to put him.


Eoin Morgan



Eoin Morgan is secure in his position as a finisher, and a bloody good one he is, too. He's a good bet to struggle in the subcontinent, though, because he loves using the pace coming onto the bat, and he may not get it. And also {insert leprechaun joke}.

Paul Collingwood



Paul Collingwood looked like getting in good nick recently, and his nurdling will be extremely important lower down the order for England. His slower-than-a-speeding-bullet bowling will be pretty handy too. How's that for an original phrase describing Colly's bowling?


Stuart Broad


Stuart Broad, if he is fully fit, will be a handful in the tournament, and not in a dirty way (even I don't get that one). But considering his past experiences with Yuvraj in World Cups, I won't be surprised if it's his time of the month when England play India in the group stage. Yes, he's a werewolf.

Graeme Swann

Graeme Swann is England's most important player, and he will perform as per expectations. He will also find his way into a Bollywood movie, making a cameo playing himself. The hero will find himself in trouble outside a cricket stadium, and Swann and Brett Lee will come to his rescue using a bat and a ball. You heard it here first, all right?

Tim Bresnan


Tim Bresnan will keep bowling steadily. Missing pie, he will ask for some at the hotel, but instead will be given a math lesson by the bellhop's 4-year old son. His head will hurt and he will tweet the whole time.


James Anderson




James Anderson might not get the conditions he loves, but he has shown that he can adapt. And he will.


Michael Yardy






Michael Yardy will get to play if Bell/Morgan/Colly struggle, or if it's an especially good pitch for spinners. It's going to be a quiet World Cup for him.


Luke Wright




Luke Wright's medium-pace might be handy. That is all.



Ajmal Shahzad




Ajmal Shahzad will get a new, less grinny picture taken. He's basically injury back-up. He will get one advertisement when he is mistaken for Snoop Dogg.



James Tredwell


James Tredwell, 63, is also just Swann's stunt double. He was only picked because he isn't fat, and makes some mean pasta (one of those isn't true).




England could do pretty well, actually, definitely top 4 material, but the lower middle order needs to fire.
Official-looking prediction: Quarter-finals.

Swann departs as injuries mount for England

After arriving in Australia in October it is perhaps understandable – just a week before the start of February – that the long tour is starting to take its toll.

Mentally it must be draining especially after the joy of winning the Ashes. The One Day series has more than a whiff of 'after the lord mayors show' about it. Many will be eyeing the date when they can fly home and be reunited with friends and family.
But the physical effect of the tour is also having an impact. Stuart Broad was the first to go during the second test at Adelaide but since the completion of the test series a number of players have had to pull out.

Tim Bresnan is already home with a calf strain and Graeme Swann has also been ruled out of the rest of the ODI series with a back injury - two players almost certain of being included in England's first choice XI.

Coach Andy Flower faces a real task now to motivate his players to try and rescue the series – England are 3-0 down of course- while trying to keep his players fresh and fit with a World Cup on the horizon. Fans watching the live score goalwire will know that the side will have one eye on the main event.

What these games have taught us is that beyond England's first choice XI there are definitely weaknesses and they will only win the World Cup with their strongest side possible on show and live scores goalwire fans will realise this.

If that means resting players in the upcoming matches with Australia – even if it sacrifice any hope of winning the series – Flower may see that as a sacrifice worth making with greater challenges imminently ahead.

Statistical Round-up for 2010

"Sneaky stats are sneaky."
- A close friend of Darren Gough's mailman's brother-in-law

Most Runs

Tests

PlayerMatInnsNORunsHSAveSR10050


SR Tendulkar (India)14233156221478.1055.9075


V Sehwag (India)14252142217361.8290.8058
IJL Trott (Eng)14244132522666.2549.4444
AN Cook (Eng)142421287235*58.5054.7654
HM Amla (SA)111931249253*78.0653.0554
The next two on the list are Saffas Kallis and Smith. Tamim Iqbal could have been higher up the list, but only played 7 Tests, scoring 837 runs at 59.78, with an almost Sehwagological strike rate of 80.71 and a highest of 151. Sangakarra just played 6 games for 695 runs at the lofty average of 99.28. The highest score this year was Gaylestorm's 333.
ODI's

PlayerMatInnsNORunsHSAve
SR10050

HM Amla (SA)15151105812975.57104.2354
V Kohli (India)2524399511847.3885.1137


AB de Villiers (SA)16164964114*80.33102.1154


TM Dilshan (SL)2020292111051.1698.9234


Imrul Kayes (Ban)2727086710132.1167.1516


There's a huge outlier that I noticed as I scrolled down this list. Lurking just outside the top 20, is cricket's official ball-smeller (ha) Shahid Afridi, who scored 601 runs at 33, but at a crack-high strike-rate of 144.12. 
If you play Jeopardy in Pakistan, "what is Shahid Afridi?" is an official answer to "the definition of insane". Really.